1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
This is not my ceiling
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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