The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I feel like death gave me a hand job
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
