just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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