i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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