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two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?

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only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?

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(630): View more from Illinois

you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

He's only a little bit crosseyed.

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I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before

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(613): View more from Ontario

hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.

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(229): View more from Georgia

I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday

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