the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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