Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
this just has baby written all over it
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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