entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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