The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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