He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Randomize
