What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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