So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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