Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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