You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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