ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Randomize
