Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
I forget how to act sober
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