Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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