I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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