You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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