i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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