I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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