Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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