he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
a search helicopter?!
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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