Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
not ubering you a puppy
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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