3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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