fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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