This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
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