What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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