Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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