I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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