What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
last night I used snow as a chaser
So here I am, sexting at work.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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