I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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