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Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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