Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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