Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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