So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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