i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
