if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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