You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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