Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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