8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Randomize
