Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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