So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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