my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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