be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Randomize
