I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
