I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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