she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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