Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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