There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
We are two peas in an std pod
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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